jersey dress for men Hieroglyphics Soccer Jersey

Specification:Product Category: Men's Dress Oxford Shoes Style: Business/Classic/Casual/FashionToe shape: PointedUpper Material: Artificial PU Leather Sole Material: RubberClosure Type: Lace-upFunction: Wear-resistantHeel height: Flat heelSuitable season: SeasonsPackage:1* Men's Formal Business Shoes

This gold dress is 31" from the bottom of the neck front to the bottom of the dress

Color Purple (Same as Picture), Custom Colors Available Style Sleeveless, Backless, High Split, Long Gown Material Shimmering Sequins Neckline V-Neck Silhouette Sheath/Column Length Floor-length Occasion Prom, Evening Party, Formal Gala Closure Type Hidden Zipper Care Instructions Dry Clean Recommended Available Sizes US 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, 12, 14, 16, 14W, 16W, 18W, 20W, 22W, 24W, 26W, Custom

Here's the dress (and keep reading, this is actually a serious question): This question about this image has apparently become quite a rapidly spreading meme on the internet